Let me slip into something more comfortable.
What a dirty mind you have. We’re talking about the best possible gift you could give someone: Burning River Roller Girls Season Tickets. They won’t even mind that it’s last minute! Every bout, every power jam, every penalty, will bring you closer together.
The Decorations are taken care of. Of course you’ll get red and pink. But you’ll also get green and polka dots, and blue and yellow and black and orange.
We’ve got Knockers and Cleveland Steamers, if you’re into that kind of thing. Can you resist the temptations of our Pin-Ups? Can you feel the heat of our Hellbombers?
So this year, forget the flowers and chocolate. What’s more romantic than sweat, hits, and skates?
Burning River Roller Girls. Get some derby action tonight.