How long have you been skating?

How long has Beyonce been the Queen?

What is your favorite derby moment?

That moment I was jamming… to Beyonce… during a jam.

What is your pre-bout routine? Any rituals?

I listen to Bootylicious in my skivies, squeezing the word “derby” before “bootylicious” while I sing aloud.

What does your derby name mean?

It’s a play on my name (Sarah) and a celebration of my brain being able to process Beyonce’s sweet, sweet cherub music (cerebellum).

How important is derby in your life?

As important as a very beloved child, to me. Like Destiny’s Child, for instance.

What advice would you give to someone looking to begin their roller derby career?

Don your pads, lace up those skates, throw on your helmet and insert your mouthgaurd. Look at yourself in the mirror. If you don’t feel like a BAMF, listen to Beyonce on repeat until you do.

Anything else we should know about you?

Did I mention that I enjoy Beyonce?