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The envelope, please. And the winners of the BRRG eBay auction to captain the teams for Black and Blue 7 are … Doug McCutcheon and Tammie Konicki! You read that right — we have a rematch from last year!
Doug (aka Ford Fearlane) and Tammie (aka Red Devil) are back for more, resuming their posts at the helms of Team Black (Tammie) and Team Blue (Doug). Read more about our two-time winners here. You can bet Tammie’s going to be out for blood after Team Blue’s win last year. You can also bet Doug’s not going down without one hell of a fight.
Without further ado, here are this year’s teams, comprised of skaters mixed and matched from the four home teams and the Pyromaniacs. You’ll notice some of our skaters use different, fun names for Black and Blue (noted in parentheses).
Team Black
Doctor Whooha
Dita von Bitch
West Nel Virus (Chase N. Urdaughters)
Buddha
Pixie (Granny Pix)
Maul-ibu Barbie
Luz Cannon (Fab-u-Luz)
Cleveland (The LAND)
JPoww (Sasshole)
New World Orphan
Mandy Maggots
Little Miss Philthy
Morbid Cherub (Major Masshole)
Rae Gunn (Loose Seal!!!)
Naughtily Nalgas
Premo Donna (Billy Tuffsey)
Dagney Taghurt
Halle Tosis
Mary Kaos (Erma Gerd)
Hellz Kellz (Smellz Kellz)
PathoJane
Marion Razorwound (Go Speedrazor)
Dominitrix (Knitty Gritty)
Bad Mooney Rising
Cat-A-Bolt (Token Ginger)
Vendetta Farfalle
Team Blue
Lisa Ertell (All-In Ertell)
…oooh SHINEE! (SHI)
x-TRON-x
Decibelle
Katniss Evermean (Neon Pegassist)
CupQuake (Beaver Knievel)
Molotov Hot-tail
Ivanna Destroya
Beatrix Wicked (Owl B. Wicked)
Soul Eater
Rainbow Fright (Camille Toe)
Professor Booty
Hidden Ajennda (The Guzzler)
Social Batterfly
Dr. Rush
LuLu (Tipsy Lu)
Action Jackson (miso ornery)
Knock-Off Hanbag (Miss Anne Thropic)
Ms. Creant (Derby Ninja)
Malysha
Tuety Turmoil
Dame Gerous
Mae Burnya (designosaurus)
Grranimal (what?)
The Eduskater (Eddie)
Don’t miss the half-time show — Full-Contact Musical Chairs — which pits our newest skaters against one another in a brutal battle to be crowned Musical Chair Queen. This year’s Black and Blue bout benefits Beech Brook, a Northeast Ohio agency designed to provide prevention, intervention and treatment programs for some of the area’s most vulnerable children, teens and families. For more than 160 years, Beech Brook has been providing services ranging from mentoring and counseling to fostering and adoption.
Tickets Adult advance: $12 Adult day-of: $15 Kids: Ages 6-12 are $8; 5 and younger, FREE Groups (20+): $10 VIP (Includes free parking and two beers): $18 Tickets can be purchased at the door or in advance at
Venue information Doors open at 6 p.m. / Bout begins at 7 p.m. Ohio Nets Sports Complex 12665 Corporate Drive, Parma, OH 44130